My Generic Blog

Whenever these dislikes are mentioned in conversation i am often looked at with contempt,
Does anyone else share these dislikes and can relate to my feeling of social pariah??

1. Hot drinks- I hate tea and coffee. I will occasionally opt for a hot chocolate, but only when it is winter. I also hate it when people drink hot drinks when it's hot to cool them down. How does that work?! Someone will no doubt lecture me on this.

2. Roast dinners- Ok so this might be because i don't eat meat but i just don't understand the nations obsession with gravy, roast potatos and veg! They're all ok, but calm down! This also may be because it's a Sunday thing and i've grown up hating Sundays! They're just so boring.

3. Dogs- I don't hate them because i like all animals, but they are mostly stupid, slobbering and noisy! Cats are so much better, they're independent, cuddly and intelligent. Puppys are pretty cute but once they're bigger, they're not!!

4. U2, Sting, Annie Lennox, Guns n Roses, Keane, Coldplay, so many more but these are the main offenders. Please feel free to add to this list.

5. Thomas the Tank Engine and E.T. Both freak me out and i cannot even look at them.

That's about it for now, i just needed to get it off my chest!
I feel better.

I went to the Zoo on Saturday,
It was brilliant!!
Lots of lovely animals to see,
I even managed to touch a Lemur!
It wasn't bothered, used to people petting them i'm sure (even though you're not strictly allowed).
They were my favourites along with the meerkats, lions and gibbons.
As it was Halloween they all had pumpkins to play with,
Except the lions who were getting fed as we watched,
They are so huge up close! They got bits of dead animal of non-pumpkin origin.
I was so tempted to scoop up a meerkat into my bag and take it home with me.
Bet my cats would love it!

In other news,
I'm now unemployed!
Any job offers out there??? Meerkat carer? Lion tamer? Jon Stewart's PA??!
I'm looking forward to having some time to catch up on my music and reading though.
I will get bored in a few days no doubt.
Boredom and no work usually leads to eating crap, drinking too much and watching tedious mind-numbing daytime tv- I must be strong!!

I just bought two fish!
I thought it would be nice as we have one at the moment who is rather lonley after my mum accidently killed the others when my brother left for uni! She felt pretty bad.
Poor Elvis has been lonesome tonight(ho ho!) and through the day for a long time, so I got some when I went with friends to get straw for their rabbit.
I have named them Jimi and Tupac, after other famous dead music artists. Tupac is a Bronze Cory and Jimi is a Peppered Cory.
I hope they live long enough for my brother to see them when he's back in a couple of weeks.

I hate GMT, it's dark at 5pm!
I'm off to the pub to share my fish news

My first ever blog...how exciting!
I'm not sure what exactly I will be writing about, or even why, but it could be entertaining.
If anyone reads this, feel free to contribute ideas and advice on blog subjects!
This is a whole new world to me.
Anyhoo, i'm sure i'll think of something generically interesting to write soon